tha sheer annoyance any time i see someone say “andro” when they mean to say androgynous. do you know. .. do you know what the andro part of androgynous means. i am exploding you with my mind. and WHY does the word have to be shortened , even aside from the shortening literally removing the context, it’s so pointless to try to make it a shorter word .… .

Mad scientist union strike. We want MORE open vats of glowing green chemicals with MORE rusty decrepit handrails and GARENTEED paid sick leave for when we turn into giant mutated monsters after falling through the rusty handrails into the open vats of glowing green chemicals

Guy 1 and Guy 2 continued walking down the sidewalk. Suddenly, a person walking an out-of-control dog swept past them, knocking Guy 2 into Guy 1. It felt suddenly so…. intimate, and they both blushed deeply until most of the blood vessels in their faces burst. They separated from each other quickly, not comfortable with physical contact of any kind while also being desperate for human connection. You could see it in their tired, miserable eyes. A flock of college-age girls happened to be standing nearby and cheered. “That is so charming and cute,” one of them commented. Her name happens to be Sara, and she has medium-length dark brown hair that is up in a loose bun, wire frame glasses, a sweater that is four sizes larger than her actual petite frame, as well as tight-fitting cuffed jeans and some kind of classy pair of boots. Her face was very pleasant, a little mysterious, and she smirked. “I didn’t know M/M was a thing in real life, but this is awesome,” another one added cheerily.

grimbunnies:
“ Homoromantic Asexual Pride with Pascal Curious, Nervous Subject and their daughter.
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Homoromantic Asexual Pride with Pascal Curious, Nervous Subject and their daughter.

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when he lets you go outside for 2 seconds and you’re in a silly mood

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Star Wars Prequels + @screenshotsofdespair

Oh and if I hear any of you little shits complaining about me scabbing for the WGA I swear to fvck. You literally can't stand the idea of an underdog Hollywood outsider with genuinely NEW ideas, writing on your precious little shows, instead of some, nepo baby, who was, who was grown in a lab, or something. So you'll scream and hurl insults and you'll cancel me and you'll try to ruin my life for taking my ONLY chance at a big break and you know what? You will still. Fycking. Love. The episodes I write. See how "Marxist" you feel, when the pronoun circle scene drops in Euphoria. See if you still hate me for scabbing when Euphoria heres a lady with neopronouns and looks at The Camera and bes all like, "Sooooooo, that just happened,

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i wish to see derek more

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